Michiganders Masterfully Maneuver Through Marvelous March Madness: Ice, Cameras, Action!
A Wing and a Prayer: Michigan’s Heroic Response to a Really Cool Ice Storm
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Florida Wing’s “Survival Camp” Returns: Where Compass Skills and Direction Go to Die!
Reintroducing the Florida Wing’s “Wilderness Adventure Camp” – Now with Added Drama and Drama Kings!
Teenage Rocket Scientists Gear Up for Yet Another Cosmic Picnic: The Intergalactic Reunion Continues!
StellarXplorers: Cadet Teams Blast Off into the Finals… Again!
Civil Air Patrol’s National Command Chief: How I Accidentally Became The Wizard Behind the Curtain Without The Magic Wand
A Satirical Take on the Role of Civil Air Patrol’s National Command Chief
April Showers Bring May Illusions: Civil Air Patrol’s Annual Ode to Youth Protection Theatre
April is, yet again, designated as National Child Abuse Prevention Month, a month where we make loud declarations about protecting the youth — not with mere ...
Virginia Cadets Place Second in Cyber Contest After Accidentally Fixing Pentagon Wi-Fi
BURKE, VA – Cadets from the Virginia Wing’s Burke Composite Squadron stunned the nation—and several unsuspecting routers—by placing second in this year’s Cis...
CAP Radar Team Tracks Planes, Shortens Rescue Time, Possibly Sees Through Clouds Now
NRAT (No Really, Actual Tracking) Update
CAP to Help NASA Watch the Sky, Measure Clouds, and Judge Contrails in 2025 Weather Mission
Because if you stare at the sky long enough, eventually NASA will give you a clipboard.
Maj. Ron Finger and the Fleet Model 7: Where Engineering Meets Imagination, and Both Opt for Winged Scaffolding
Meet the Fleet Model 7: The Pigeon of the Skies
Civil Air Patrol Joins Border Mission: More Binoculars, Less Drama
Because who else can fly 3,000 hours, spot a pickup truck, and still make it home for dinner?
Cadets Brave Washington, D.C. to Learn How Government Kinda Sorta Works
Civic Leadership Academy: Because Nothing Says ‘Vacation’ Like Seminars and C-SPAN
Civil Air Patrol Puts Glider Program on ‘Strategic Timeout’ While Adults Figure Things Out
AKA: The Great Glider Grounding of 2025
Dolnick Tapped to Command Pacific Region, Bring Cyber Skills and Spreadsheet Wizardry to the West Coast
Also brings enough CAP credentials to fill a hangar
Appalachian Floods Bring Mud, Mayhem, and Mobilized CAP Nerds with Cameras
When it rains, it pours… then CAP shows up with spreadsheets and Cessnas
Florida Cadet Squadron Prepares for Fashion Week Audition Amid Haircut Hysteria
Early in the week, the Florida Wing’s Homestead Hair Salon Cadet Squadron group texts caught fire, and for once, it wasn’t because someone forgot to silence ...
Turbocharged Tiddlywinks: Celebrating Aviation’s High-Speed Strolls and Skybound Artistry
The Legendary T-41 Trainer
CyberCadet Gauntlet: Return of the Keyboard Conquistadors in the Virtual Thunderdome
A Cyber-Quest Odyssey: Return of the Cadet Overlords
Col. Boehmer Crowned King of the Great Lakes: All Hail the Endless Titles!
In an unprecedented move that no one saw coming—except perhaps Col. Curtis Boehmer himself—our dear Boehmer has added yet another lavish title to his already...
Civil Air Patrol Stars in “Much Ado About Altitude: Super Bowl Skies Get Dramatic Makeover”
It’s that time of year again, folks! Civil Air Patrol (CAP) has been summoned for their 24th annual performance in the role of “airspace guardians,” as they ...
The Marvelous Adventures of Super Cadet: Has He Finally Broken Reality?
In a shocking revelation that’s left both parents and underachievers quaking in their boots, Cadet Maj. Brock Buak of the California Wing’s Eugene L. Carnaha...