Dolnick Tapped to Command Pacific Region, Bring Cyber Skills and Spreadsheet Wizardry to the West Coast
Also brings enough CAP credentials to fill a hangar
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Appalachian Floods Bring Mud, Mayhem, and Mobilized CAP Nerds with Cameras
When it rains, it pours… then CAP shows up with spreadsheets and Cessnas
Florida Cadet Squadron Prepares for Fashion Week Audition Amid Haircut Hysteria
Early in the week, the Florida Wing’s Homestead Hair Salon Cadet Squadron group texts caught fire, and for once, it wasn’t because someone forgot to silence ...
Turbocharged Tiddlywinks: Celebrating Aviation’s High-Speed Strolls and Skybound Artistry
The Legendary T-41 Trainer
CyberCadet Gauntlet: Return of the Keyboard Conquistadors in the Virtual Thunderdome
A Cyber-Quest Odyssey: Return of the Cadet Overlords
Col. Boehmer Crowned King of the Great Lakes: All Hail the Endless Titles!
In an unprecedented move that no one saw coming—except perhaps Col. Curtis Boehmer himself—our dear Boehmer has added yet another lavish title to his already...
Civil Air Patrol Stars in “Much Ado About Altitude: Super Bowl Skies Get Dramatic Makeover”
It’s that time of year again, folks! Civil Air Patrol (CAP) has been summoned for their 24th annual performance in the role of “airspace guardians,” as they ...
The Marvelous Adventures of Super Cadet: Has He Finally Broken Reality?
In a shocking revelation that’s left both parents and underachievers quaking in their boots, Cadet Maj. Brock Buak of the California Wing’s Eugene L. Carnaha...
CAP’s Year of Ownership: Because Who Needs Simplicity When You Can Have Extreme Bureaucracy?
In an ambitious attempt to overcomplicate simplicity, the Civil Air Patrol (CAP) has unleashed a grandiose yearlong initiative, whimsically dubbed the “Year ...
The Great Eaglerock: The Biplane That Outspeeds Granny’s Knitting and Dodges Nosey In-Laws
Capacity: boasts an exclusive three-seater arrangement Length: a towering 25 feet 11 inches of vintage beauty Maximum speed: a blistering 100 mph – faster ...
Pilot’s Uniform, Financial Throne: A Satirical Soar Through Kerry Kaplan’s CAP Adventures
Once upon a mid-flight crisis, Capt. Kerry Kaplan embarked on her illustrious journey with the Civil Air Patrol (CAP). A tale peppered with curious misadvent...
Wizards of Bureaucracy: Heroes in Pajamas Pen Down Wildfire Wonders from the Comfort of Their Desks
In a thrilling plot twist more riveting than your grandma’s Sunday crossword, the Civil Air Patrol Geospatial Program’s Damage Assessment Team has joined for...
With Great Power Comes Great Scheduling: The Tale of Aviation’s Over-Achieving Superwoman
In the latest telecast from the skies, Captain Deborah Hecker – yes, the one with a cape instead of a pilot’s uniform – has ascended to yet another celestial...
Paperwork Pilots: How a Cessna Landed in a Museum Thanks to Bureaucratic Turbulence
In the grand tradition of aviation’s movers and shakers, Igor Sikorsky once declared, “The work of the individual still remains the spark that moves mankind ...
Aviation Buffs Gather to “Celebrate” Gen. Spaatz—or At Least Keep Dessert Safe
It was a grand day for those enamored with the glamorous world of aviation history, as Civil Air Patrol cadets, Junior ROTC participants, and students with t...
Civil Air Patrol’s Awards Gala: More Drama Than a Soap Opera, with a Side of Caffeine
Theodore Roosevelt once sagely advised that it’s not the critics in the bleachers—those enthusiastic experts on doing absolutely nothing—that count, but rath...
Breaking News: Civil Air Patrol’s New Hire Promises to Keep Breathing Office Paper as Vital as Aviation Fuel
In a dazzling display of title inflation, Civil Air Patrol (CAP) decided that the only way to soar higher was by officially introducing a “chief people offic...
Ohio Cadets Win $5,000 in Cosmic Science Fair; Celebrate with Tech Toy Spree and Eternal Bragging Rights!
In a stunning display of youthful prowess and innovative thinking, the Ohio Wing’s Cuyahoga County Cadet Squadron snagged the top spot in the revered yet und...
Marketing Maverick Kelly Owens Swaps Health Hysteria for Air Patrol Pizzazz—In-Flight Entertainment Just Got a Major Upgrade
In a move destined to leave the marketing world on the edge of their swivel chairs, Kelly Owens, professional communicator extraordinaire, has been bequeathe...
Civil Air Patrol Unveils Blockbuster Disaster Flick: ‘Hurricane Helene & Milton II – The Volunteer Strikes Back’
In a plot twist worthy of a prime-time TV drama, the Civil Air Patrol (CAP) embarked on a whirlwind month-long episode responding to Hurricanes Helene and Mi...