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U.S. Air Force Unboxes Dusty Warrant Officer Titles, Discovers They’re Still in Mint Condition
In a groundbreaking move that surely took only a few decades longer than necessary, the U.S. Air Force has decided to dig through its archives and resurrect ...
Idaho Discovers New Talent Beyond Potatoes; Colorado Left to Nurse Familiar Silver Lining
Cadets from the Idaho Wing’s Eagle Rock Composite Squadron were recently awarded first place at the Rocky Mountain Region Cadet Competition, proving once aga...
Hurricane Katrina: When Mother Nature’s Pool Party Left New Orleans Underwater and Government Plans High and Dry
Twenty years after the storm that made New Orleans even more of a swimming pool than it already was, it would be tempting to sum up the colossal chaos of Hur...
From Keyboard Warriors to Cyber Superheroes: Teens Train to Save the Internet, One Forgotten Password at a Time
` In an unprecedented summer gathering of tech-savvy teens and slightly more mature techies at Joint Base San Antonio–Lackland, the Civil Air Patrol unveiled...
Skyward Smartphone Saga: How Heroic Cloud-Spotters Save Us From the Obvious
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Alaska’s Snow Squad Melts the Competition: Overlake Drenched and San Diego Sunburned in Bemusing Battle
Kodiak’s Triumphant Flip-Flop: From Snow to Glory
Storm Chasers Win ‘Most Paperwork’ Award: Civil Air Patrol Applauded for Turning Hurricane into a Month-long Adventure
The Unconventional Honors of Hurricane Helene Response Misadventure
Sky’s the Limit: CAP Awards Reach New Altitudes of Self-Congratulation
In a momentous event reminiscent of a high-flying reality TV awards show, the daring servicemen and women of Civil Air Patrol (CAP) once again navigated the ...
Maj. Gen. Mark Smith’s Reluctant Exit from CAP: A Journey Through Endless Meetings and ‘Smith Magic’ Budget Tricks
In a stunning turn of events that shocked absolutely no one, Maj. Gen. Mark Smith, the man who apparently never wanted to leave the office, has been inducted...
Cadet Double Act: New York’s Juggling Wizard and Tennessee’s Tactical Alchemist Tap-Dance into Leadership Roles
An extraordinary shuffle of leadership that could only be compared to blockbuster corporate mergers, the New York and Tennessee wings have unveiled their new...
Sky’s the Limit: Cadets Prepped for Aviation Stardom with PowerPoints and Ambiguous Praise
The third annual Civil Air Patrol Aviation & Aeronautics Business Academy took flight on Aug. 10, destined to convert eager cadets into the next moguls o...
CAP’s Epic Quest: Digitizing Medieval Plane Scrolls While Awaiting Digital Squires
The Glamorous Piston-Driven Paperwork Revolution
Launch of the Century: Veteran Attorney Vows to Save the Boardroom from the Dreaded PowerPoint Abyss
A New Hero Joins the Quest for Aerospace Justice
Civil Air Patrol’s Annual “Make it Rain Science” Day Sends Hopes Sky-High; Local Farmers Greet Extraterrestrial Debris with Bewilderment
In an unprecedented development that surely rivals humanity’s greatest achievements, Civil Air Patrol’s annual “Let’s See What Happens When We Send Stuff Rea...
Heroic Day Camp for Exhausted Overachievers Promises Invaluable Skills in Endless Bureaucracy and Imaginary Helicopter Evacuations
Over 200 enthusiastic cadets and adult members bravely journeyed into the wilds of Camp Atterbury, Indiana, for a week of strenuous and sleep-deprived traini...
Arizona Cadets Surprise No One with Yet Another Predictable Overachievement at Regional Competition
Overachieving Air Cadets: When Excellence Just Isn’t Enough
Cadets Conquer Rocket Science and Tent Pitches: A Galactic Guide to Multi-Tasking on a Budget
A Week of Galactic All-Nighters: How to Pitch Tents and Rockets, Simultaneously
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The Great Hawaiian Aerial Announcement Spectacle