by CAP Fapper | AuxBeacon News Commentator

[Editor’s note: One of our readers has finally submitted a story on Michael Leary’s exploits in TJMaxx.]

Hurlburt Field’s commanding officer in Okaloosa County Florida is learning that the wintry boys from Colorado can’t handle the Florida hotties of the redneck Riviera.

Air Force Airman Michael Leary, 20, of Colorado Springs has been arrested for indecent exposure.

According to an Okaloosa County Sheriff’s report, the victim said the Airman exposed himself to her on March 1st in the local TJMaxx. He followed her from aisle to aisle and in the kitchen goods area, when she came around the corner, the report indicates that Airman Leary was kneeling on the ground, facing her, with everything hanging out.

“The Defendant had pulled the front of his pants down and had his genitalia fully exposed to her.” As a result, “The Victim left the kitchen area and notified a store employee who contacted law enforcement.” It has not been made clear why the victim did not call the police herself. Subsequently, it is also a mystery why the suspect allegedly exposed himself to the victim. Leary was assigned to the 1st Special Operations Force Support Squadron.

Leary was not arrested until April 10th, and he was released the following day. Consequently, there has been no explanation as to why there was a delay of the arrest. Leary was required to return to court on April 28th.